Name: Stewart Lackie
Place of birth: Malaysia
Nickname: Lacklustre
Theme song: Just Can't Help Believin' - Elvis Presley
Favourite player: Alec Stewart
Favourite shot: Inside edge to fine leg
Favourite drink: Grimbergen Blond
Favourite band/song: Too indecisive to choose (Who's that by?)
Favourite holiday destination: Andalusia
Best cricketing moment: First and only Pfeiffer (playing for Greenheath)
Most annoying in the changing room and why: Hamish - noisy, takes up too much room and frequently emits dodgy odours
Most embarrassing moment: Walking out to bat against former club - without a bat!
Most likely to bowl six wides in a row: Amour if he hasn't had a drink of water before and several times during the over
Most likely to be politically incorrect: Hamish
Most in need of a makeover: Probably me
Most trusted under a high catch: Grant
Who would you most like to be in the slips with and why: You won't see me in the slips until I'm too old to run
Who would you most like to be in the covers with: Hamish, he provides a good long (and wide) barrier
Three things you would take to a desert island:
1.) My wife
2.) My daughter
3.) A copy of Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe
Worst dressed at the club: Hamish - without a doubt
Biggest poser: Boomer - just look at his profile picture!
Funniest in the team: Andrew Callanananan just after being given out LBW