Name: Hamish Christie
Place of birth: Malta
Nickname: Heavy Roller
Theme song: I want to break free, Queen
Favourite player: Beefy
Favourite shot: cow
Favourite drink: anything if someone else buys
Favourite band/song: Queen, I want to break free
Favourite holiday destination: Pub
Best cricketing moment: Triggering Burkitt LBW
Most annoying in the changing room and why: Callanan for stealing spot
Most embarrassing moment: Farting and nobody needing to leave room
Most likely to bowl six wides in a row: Joe
Most likely to be politically incorrect: me
Most in need of a makeover: ex-wife (no2)
Most trusted under a high catch: me
Who would you most like to be in the slips with and why: Neil McGrath (he makes me look slim)
Who would you most like to be in the covers with: The wife (no3)
Three things you would take to a dessert island:
1.) Pudding
2.) Pudding
3.) Pudding
Worst dressed at the club: Chalmers
Biggest poser: Will Ford
Funniest in the team: Neil Gallacher